Roger's Rating:

You know, I started to write a cute little intro for this tape and then it hit me. Before I could get to my first pop culture reference, the first scene had begun. So, in honor of the 'right to the action' style of Perverted Stories, I am going so spare you all the opening riff and get right to the good stuff. Dave Hardman is a man with a serious medical condition, an affinity for laughing gas and a tied up woman in his bedroom. (Why does this sound like an Almadovar film? Sorry, couldn't resist.) He also has some serious mental problems that leave him unaware of the tape covering her mouth. When he finally gets her untied, the girl sits in the sink and covers her body in whipped cream. That pushes the right buttons because Dave dives right in and devours the human sundae. If you happen to like women covered, literally head to toe in cream, then this is your scene. What a mess she is as Dave gives her a very solid finger fucking while licking most of the cream from her tits. Since her mouth is still taped shut, Dave skips the oral sex and slides into her sticky slit, adding the banana to this slut split. He fucks the cream right off her shaved pussy, letting her own juices drip down her thighs after the hard boning. The poor girl should know when Dave gets that crazy look in his eyes that he has her ass on his mind. Only when he has fucked her ass for a while does Dave pull the tape off so he can blast her mouth with more sticky stuff.

Covergirl Cali is up next as a very cute, scantily dressed cutie who walks down the wrong alley only to be accosted by bums Brian Surewood and J.J. Michaels. They corner her in a warehouse and search literally everywhere for loose change. Finding none, they decide to finish probing her with fingers and tongues until she decides that filthy sex with dirty bums is just what she needs. (Yeah, that's what I love, reality based pornography.) The guys take turns at her head and pussy, filling both wet holes with cock and having a grand old time. Cali has a nice little body on her and takes a pounding with the right attitude. Her ass is a snug fit, but Cali takes a butt fucking like a good little bum fucking coed slut (See, I write just like the back of the boxcovers.) Great shots while she slides up and down in RCA, filling her butt with cock. Cali gets hosed down twice, covering her young face with a mask of lust and capping things off nicely.

Kimi is a woman with an unusual problem. She lost her wedding ring while being buttfucked. Realizing the that ring must be up her ass, the poor woman struggles to get it out before her husband comes home and discovers it missing. (Isn't that a Lucy story line?) When she can't find it on her own, Kimi calls for a plumber. (Anyone think her voice is a cross between Jennifer Tilley and the little girl tone Brooke Ashley used to use?) A pair of guys shows up to clean Kimi's pipes. Imagine their surprise when she tells them exactly what she wants them to do. They may be shocked, but before she can ask twice, their parts are down and little Kimi is doing the Lewinski shuffle between a pair of growing rods. I honestly don't find Kimi all that attractive, but she really gets busy in her scenes and is sexy nonetheless. (Sort of a backhanded compliment there wasn't it Sparky?) After she sucks them hard, the guys poke and prod around her ass to find the ring. That just doesn't work, so they have to loosen her up with a solid fuck. For such a petite girl, Kimi's pussy can take fat cocks with no problem. When a third plumber shows up, he orchestrated the whole ring finding expedition, comically barking out orders and showing the mandatory plumber crack. The guys supply all the pipe Kimi can handle, filling her mouth, pussy and ass and slamming away on her body. Not even DP seems to knock Kimi out of her lustful frenzy and she takes cock in both holes with a sexy smile. The guys all pool their cum in her ass as the capper for this ass busting scene.

Caroline is also in need a plumber, but when she asks, in her heavy accent, for someone to help unclog her "shit hole", she gets a little more than bargained for. Dave Hardman shows up with a tool belt packed with dildos to unclog her shithole. Oddly enough, she doesn't even resist when he puts her on the counter and starts poking her pussy with a big plastic prick. The up close pussy probing is not my speed, but if you like your action right up in there, I imagine you are going to love this. Dave has a tool for every job on his belt and uses a number of them to open Caroline up for his own pussy probe. After all that plastic, she seems to enjoy the real thing in her love canal. Since her shithole has still not been unclogged, Dave moves in behind and starts fucking Caroline in the ass for a while. No gentle flower by a long shot, Caroline gets on top and slams her ass down on his cock, nearly crushing Dave's sack in the process. Now this is one ass fucking slut. His cumshot is a bit of a dribbler, but hey, his work is already done. No way her shithole is clogged anymore.

The four scenes in this tape are anything but ordinary. Cali is the cutest of the four women, with a nice, tone body and a fresh face. The other three are nothing spectacular to look at, but all bring heat to their scenes and get the job done. Kimi Ji takes cock in her ass as well as anyone, so if you like petite girls getting assfucked, you will want to check her out. If you like your sex hard, raw and with just a little twist of humor, you're going to love this one.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM