Dante Sinferno's Rating:

Starring: The movie stars Jason Williams as Flesh, Suzanne Fields as Dale Ardor, Joseph Hudgins as Dr. Flexi Jerkoff, William Hunt as his Assholiness Emperor Wang the Perverted, Mycle Brandy as Queen Amora, Lance Larsen as Prince Precious, Candy Sample as Chief Nellie, and John Hoyt as Professor Gordon, with most of the rest of the cast busily having an orgy on Wang's throne-room floor. Williams and Fields give good straight-faced performances, while Hudgins (who has all the best lines), Hunt, Hoyt, Larsen and Samples ham it up outrageously. Mycle Brandy does the least impressive job of acting, but she has a very nice butt. The best sexual performer is Dee Dee Dailes as the Amazon who initiates Dale Ardor.

This is an early 1970s attemp to look like a 1930s serial. Camerawork and sound are okay, though the editing's a little scrappy in places. The special effects are suprisingly good, but everything else looks cheap, especially the costumes: the only memorable one is Candy Samples's Amazon outfit, and that mostly for the parts it doesn't cover.

This is a better comedy than it is a porno movie, and most of the sex scenes are fairly ordinary; the best is the girl-girl as Dale is initiated into the Amazons at the hands (mouth, breasts, thighs, pussy, etc. ) of the delicious Dee Dee. There are lots of rather nice natural breasts on display, though.

The comedy. This really is an exvellent satire, with some grea one-liners and visual gags.

The sequel (Flash Gordon and the Cosmic Cheerleaders, a catbutt award winner if ever there was one. )

Good clean dirty fun for science fiction fans. It's not enormously erotic, but by Jupiter, it's entertaining enough. I'll give it a 9.

Posted By Dante Sinferno, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM