Roger's Rating:

No need for me to tell you all what a genius Pierre Woodman is. His work does that for me. Since Private chose this three part film as their first DVD venture, you should already know that this is an incredibly fine film. (If you don't know, check out my reviews of the first two chapters.) So much has happened with the story, that I won't go into it again. The recap at the start of the disc should catch you up pretty well, and if not, you can read the past reviews and know every little detail.

When we left off, William had enlisted the help of a band of mercenaries to help bust his wife and the Goddess out of prison. Of course, the women have already used their charms to bust out, leaving a guard to take the heat. The Colonel must be tense after ordering the execution of one of his men, he sends his sexy female Lieutenant to find the missing prisoners. Before she goes however, the Colonel wants to see her big tits. (Anyone think if the bad guys in this movie could keep their cocks in their pants, they would have things all wrapped up?) This busty brunette is more than happy to service her superior. With her hat still in place, she bends over the desk and gets fucked until her tits nearly slap her in the face. She never seems to get quite as into it as he is, but this woman has great, real breasts, skin to die for and a big ass that gets royally stretched by his fat shaft. Outstanding close up and long shots of the spooned anal. A little bit of tit fucking and a thick load on her face gets this movie started with a bang.

Out on the road, the cab driver who picked up Elizabeth and the Goddess demands payment. Since they have no money, the Goddess suggests he have fun with Liz while she goes looking for additional transportation back to the pyramids. The blonde slides into the front seat and begins working his cock hard in her lovely mouth. The cramped quarters won't do so the cabbie takes her out and bends her over the hood of his car. So what is she's an archeologist and he's a cab driver, in the land of porn, everyone enjoys a nice roadside fuck. Another very well shot anal scene, this time with an even more beautiful woman. Elizabeth is one horny woman who slams her ass down on his cock like she has an itch half way up her spine and wants him to scratch it from the inside with his cock. She quenches her thirst by stroking a load of liquid love onto her tongue, finishing off the best tip this cabbie ever had.

William, Karim and the mercs arrive at the pyramid looking for the treasure. William ends up on the painful end of a double cross, narrowly escapes an execution. Meanwhile, on camels, Elizabeth and the Goddess are moving towards the same pyramid. There must be magic at work because just as William is about to be blasted into the next life, a pair of snakes come to life as sexy, cocksucking nymphs. Never mind that they have this freaky make up on right, this is the land of porn, and no one says know to a woman who wants to fuck. (Which is not unlike the real world in that regard.) The women serve a great distraction since it takes a while to thoroughly fuck the mouth, pussy and ass of a serpentine spirit. While one of the women is DP'd by the bad guys, the other sucks William off to a nice, sticky facial, but he doesn't even wake up. Maybe he's already dead. After taking a pair of loads, the other girl joins her friend in sending the villains straight to their graves.

The Colonel is under a great deal of pressure now, after being threatened by the Minister. He must find the location of the treasure or else. To help him pass the time, the Minister has hired a pair of Swedish prostitutes to serve his needs. One, the stunning Nikki Andersson, is already more than mortal man deserves. Add her cute friend and you get an amazing three way. Head to toe, Nikki is the most spectacular woman in all of porn. Watching her in any scene is a guaranteed hard-on for any heterosexual man with a pulse. Fuck Viagra, just show guys Nikki sucking on film and there will be more wood in the audience than in the whole Pacific Northwest. The other woman is also beautiful and quite energetic, but Nikki steals nearly all the attention. (If I were a manager, no way I would let a female client of mine work in a scene with Nikki, there is just no way she can get her share of the spotlight.) OK, enough Nikki drooling. The action in this scene is outstanding, especially the anal which is highlighted by Nikki's pristine pooper being plugged. Wonderful shared facial closes things out. Nikki rules!

The plot takes a huge twist. I don't want to give it away so we'll just say that William ends up in the desert, fucking Tania Russoff and a very cute blonde who looks like Cameron Diaz with curves. I recently reviewed this scene for a video compilation and it is far more stunning on DVD. Sharper color, better sound, and of course on any format, Tania is just awesome. The blond really grabs my attention though, with her long legs, and pretty, shaved pussy. (Note that it's not the shaved part that makes it pretty, she just has a very lovely slit.) It's really on display during her RCA as Tania rubs her clit and William fills her ass. Another shared facial to end the movie and the trilogy.

After three volumes, what is left to say? This movie was awesome on video and on DVD it is simply breathtaking. The picture and sound quality will blow you away and the sex is volcanic. If you care about plot, there is still plenty to watch. Highlights? There are nearly too many to mention. Nikki Andersson is always a highlight and anyone who doesn't watch this movie just to see her, is missing out big time. Tania Russoff is a major babe as well. Her final three way with the short haired blonde is awesome as well. Nothing I can add here will do justice to this film, so I'll close with this, Pierre Woodman is a genius and this disc is exhibit A.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM