Roger's Rating:

This special double feature DVD is not only the middle third of one of the longest lines of adult films in the history of porn. It also contains two of the movies that made me love porn. Anyone lucky enough to have seen Dark Brothers' movies in the mid 80's already knows that they combined a great visual style, tremendous sense of humor and tons of white hot sex. If you haven't had the pleasure, this is a pretty good place to start. Other than New Wave Hookers, I can't think of any other Dark Bros. Movies on DVD and you get two here. Since there are two movies on this DVD, I'll try and keep things a bit shorter than usual. (Dude, James Mischner keeps things shorter than you usually do.)

Lois Ayres plays the title character, Justine Jones. It seems that Justine has vanished and the movie is framed by interviews with people who have known her. They don't paint a very flattering picture and aren't much help, so it's a good thing we get to see the story as it unfolds. As our story begins, Justine is in a relationship with Tom Byron. The trouble is, he likes fighting with her on the phone while he's shaving his hot piece on the side, Jennifer Noxt. Once her little pookie is bare, Tom kicks things into high gear. Ms. Noxt is one of the unsung sluts from the 80's who did all the things most of the big stars wouldn't do back then. One thing she did really well was suck a mean dick. Now that her pussy is shaved, we get a nice clear view of the action as Tom fills her tight pookie with cock. Jen is thinner than I usually like, super pale, but damn she's hot. Now on to the special things she did such as taking cock in her ass. Great shots of him pummeling her ass from behind. No doubt a first class butt slut like Jennifer could hold her own even today. Her round little buns get doused in dick droppings in the end.

Not letting Tom's cheating get her too down, Justine decides to get all dolled up and hit the bars. She accosted on the way by a crazy guy, Jack Baker on the way in. Baker is perfect in this sort of role and will be playing a bigger part a little later on. For now Justine finds herself at the bar next to Paul Thomas, who had been left at the altar. A little bit of banter and Thomas is banging away on the busty blonde. Justine may not be 'that kind of girl' but she sure has no problem opening up her pussy and taking a strange cock. They get so intense together that Justine smacks her head against the wall, killing her. Wow, a woman actually fucked to death.

When Justine wakes up, she's in for a big surprise. You see, she's dead now and stuck in Hell. To make matters worse, her guide through the afterlife is Baker. Their dialog in this scene is about as good a porn dialog gets. It's funny, it's irreverent and it's fucking weird. As it turns out, if Justine wants to get out of Hell, she has to go through the bowels. As Baker takes her on the journey, he has Steve Powers come in and fuck his 'horse' up the ass. What's with Powers playing animals in Dark Brothers' movies? The horse is an Amazonian blonde named Chanel. This woman has a huge ass and isn't much to look at, so you might want to give this sex scene a pass. On the other hand, if you like watching big-assed blondes boned in the butt, be my guest.

The first room in Hell is filled with people who died virgins. They are condemned to watch live sex acts for all eternity. I suppose that would suck, but at least they get to watch Careena Collins fuck and suck like only she can. After a long retirement, Careena came back to porn as one of the hottest women in the biz. Though this is early in her career, you can see the seeds of super slut-dom at work in this scene. Since they are already fucking, we don't get any oral footage, but Careena puts on a sexual gymnastics show that is absolutely volcanic. She makes him explode then licks up every last drop.

Next on the stage is Amber Lynn. Now, Amber was already a super star at this time, but she fucks and sucks in this scene like her career depends on it. Peter North and Marc Wallice come in and before they can even catch their breath, she is deep sucking their cocks so hard, they nearly get pulled out by the root. Not content to just fuck and suck the guys, Amber takes both of them at once in her pussy. Kind of strange that one of the longest standing 'No A' girls in porn would be so open to DPP, but hey, both Marc and Peter seem to like rubbing their cocks on each other and Amber goes completely nuts while they fuck her raw. In the end, she wears a lot of cum on those perfect tits, ending one of her very best scenes.

Moving on to the slut room, Justine is shocked to find her once prudish friend, Vanessa Del Rio. Being in the room has a strange effect in Justine and she finds herself on her back, being fucked by masked men. Funny how the slutty part of this woman just comes right out as soon as she has a couple of hard cocks to fuck and suck. The quick cutting action is a little hard to follow, but she gets fucked hard enough to make those perfect tits dance on her chest. In the end, she get drenched in cum and nearly likes it enough to stay there forever.

Instead, Baker saves her and their journey continues, but not before we watch Vanessa gang banged by four of the masked men. I've never been a Vanessa Del Rio fan, but there is no missing the total abandon she shows when she's fucking. There are so many cocks shoved in her face, that all she can do is open that huge mouth and shove them in two or three at a time. Also on display is her enormous clit. Kind of hard to miss that thing eh guys? One at a time, the guys move from the blowjob circle to fuck her cunt and fire a load all over that bit nub until every guy in the room is dry.

As the first part of our double features comes to an end, there is an obstacle on their path out of Hell. Kevin James is a lizard man who can only repeat ?suck me? over and over. The only way to get past him is to suck him off. Will she do it? Stick around for part two and we'll find out.

After a quick re-cap of the first part, we pick up right where we left off. Justine does agree to suck of the stone lizard dude, but only if Jack turns his back. She doesn't want to give him the pleasure of watching as she inhales his huge rod. Once again, Lois puts her great oral sex skills on display. Nice blowjob with a very sticky facial closes things out. Still wondering why you're in Hell Justine?

The pervert room is packed wall to wall with people who spent they days on earth having sick sexual fantasies. First up is a couple, Kari Fox and Troy Trainer. I don't know what kind of sick fantasy they are supposed to be acting out. They basically just fuck each other stupid and Troy pops all over her pretty face. Next up is Keli Richards, a woman who has plenty of sick fantasies in her past. In this case, she is being DP'd. Not only that, but the guy in her ass is dressed as a French maid and the dick in her pussy is a two headed dildo that is also in a chick beneath her. I've always liked Keli, in part because she just loves what she's doing so fucking much. After she is thoroughly fucked, we move to another woman whose fantasies involve another chick. Erica Boyer and Tamara Longley are also sharing a two headed dong. Dressed like a schoolgirl, Erica is a perfect slut, shining even surround by all this naked flesh. There is one more couple left in the room, Ron Jeremy and Krista Lane. Ron is wonderfully over the top and Krista plays a deep throating nurse who takes all Ron has to offer. Ron rewards her by shoving his flesh thermometer deep into Krista's pussy and finding her way hotter than the average slut.

Baker next takes her to his favorite room, the racist room. This is where people who on earth were bigoted and evil spend eternity having to fuck the objects of their hatred. Marc Wallice is back as a Mississippi racist who is forced to fuck Kristara Barrington and Purple Passion. (Wouldn't it be a better punishment to NOT let him have such perfect pieces of ass?) On the other side of the room, southern belle Pattie Petite who is forced to ride a pair of black cocks forever. Wallice's scene is very choppy and short, but still hot. Purple deep throats him with ease, then Kristara gets royally fucked. In the end, Marc spews all over Kristara's bush while Purple laps it up. Pattie demands more screen time, lending some appropriate dialog to the three way. Taking two black cocks isn't enough, she has to take them in a DP. My friends, there is a reason why this scene shows up literally dozens of compilation tapes. It's a white hot interracial DP that shows what a super star slutlet Pattie was. Great scene from a great little fuck toy.

In the end, Justine must face her worst nightmare in the taboo room. You can guess where this is going. She watches herself having sex with her father. Their scene is mixed with disturbing flashbacks of her begging to ?Play the naked fun game daddy.? It ties in with the dialog talking about the all-American family and all that, but the scene itself is pretty dismal. It's intentionally choppy and anti-erotic. It's more to complete the story than add to the strokeablilty of the film

Actually, the final scene is a perfect reminder of exactly what DMJ 3 and 4 are. Cutting edge porn at its finest. The story is pretty good, not brilliant as plot goes perhaps, however dialog rarely gets this good in adult films. Baker and Ayers are nothing short of brilliant. How often can you say that a porn film can really make you laugh. As always, the visual style of these two films can't be touched. Greg Dark has always been in a class by himself and these films show him at his best. Before this starts to sound like a Vivid review, let me assure you that the sex in this movie isn't about to take a back seat. There are a number of brilliant scenes in these two movies, including a DPP from Amber Lynn, an interracial DP from Pattie Petite and a couple of hot, nasty fucks from Lois. This disc is a wonderful collection of story, art and sex, two of the 80's best porn films together where they belong.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM