Roger's Rating:

Jonathan Morgan has taken to doing parodies of all sorts of mass media these days. He's already taken on cheesy B movies and public TV, but now it's tabloid TV on the table. Randy Spears is back, once again handling the comic dialog for Morgan as the overly vain host of a sleazy TV show that seem to think that sex is the best way to get ratings. Imagine that. With Temptress, Silvia Saint and Alexandra Quinn joining the cast, I have high hopes that Morgan will be able to mix in some hot sex with the funny stuff.

Spears talks to himself in the mirror, praising himself more than even a porn critic would be comfortable with. In comes Silvia Saint and without a word, she starts sucking his big cock. Nothing like a totally gorgeous blond bobbing your knob to give you a swelled head. (Collective groan.) After a great blowjob, he just tosses her onto his couch and starts fucking her blonde slit. Right in the middle of their fuck, someone comes to the door and Spears is called away. Silvia stays spread on the couch, so PA Brad Armstrong steps in and doggies Ms. Saint. (Anyone want to bet the boys at Wicked all fought for the chance to fuck this perfect Euro-babe?) Brad even gets to bust her buns, giving us the wonderful sight of Silvia doing RCA with a vengeance. She loves it in the ass and Brad loves giving it to her. Pulling out, he shoots a load across her face, streaking her cheeks and shoulders as the blonde babe licks him clean.

Temptress is the co-host and she is very upset with herself over something. (More on that later.) To take her mind off this, she calls in Ian Daniels and has him help her work out stress. Wow, take a low pay, shit job in TV and end up having your dick sucked by the hot looking host. Not a bad way to spend your day. Temptress doesn't seem worried about messing up her make up as she sucks the first few inches of Ian's cock. He only eats her pussy for a few seconds before plunging his prick into her tight pussy. He seems to like it and whatever was bothering Temptress is lost in as she rubs her clit nearly raw. Her hand never seems to leave her clit as he pounds her mish, then doggy before pulling out and a shooting a load up into her hair. Now, I know that's going to piss off the stylist.

Apparently Temptress had a thing with Spears and that's what's pissing her off. She starts to confront him on air, but we go to the first story of the night saves him for the moment. Temptress interviews Kaylynn. The dialog between these two is pretty damn funny with Kaylynn playing the total porn bimbo about to have her first anal scene. Jay Ashley comes in and with Jonathan Morgan directing, they set out to bust the cute little brunette's butthole. They start with a 69, then move quickly to some girl on top fucking. With a butt plug keeping her ass ready for Jay's modest member, Kaylynn is able to take the plunge. The piledriver is nice, but the vibrator in her pussy obscures the anal action. No such problems in RCA though, as Kaylynn bounces on his cock. (Literally, she's fucking him so hard she bounces.) Having taken her butt cherry, Jay jerks off over her face while the little cutie does herself with a toy. Nice facial and very hot little scene.

Our next story has to do with the off off Broadway career of porn star Alexandra Quinn. We see her in an experimental theater, giving us a half dozen cheesy lines before being fucked by a pair of guys. She's saying she loves to choke on cock, but how can she? This chick can take every fucking inch without even flinching. With Dave Hardman and Rick Masters delivering the meat, Alex has her throat and pussy full. Her mouth could easily handle two cocks, but the guys move down to double up on her pussy. It's a lot more fun to watch her take a cock in her mouth because Alex is crazy for cock. Masters fucks her face while Hardman manages to get his dick hard enough to pump Alex's ass. Now for something you won't believe. We get a double anal in a Wicked movie. Alex Quinn is one of the hottest cock monsters in the biz today and she just lights things up. Even rain coaters (if they can handle the condoms) are going to see this as one super fine filth fest. Nice double facial to finish things off. Experimental theater indeed.

While the show runs old audition reels of porn stars, the hosts take a break. Randy has some hard on problems with Silvia, but Temptress scores with make up chick Adriana Sage. The exotic looking babe strips the TV star and starts lapping away at her famous labes. Temptress has such awesome legs and they look perfect draped over the other girl's shoulders. This is the mandatory girl-girl scene and it's not my favorite of the movie. However, both women look fine and enjoy each other. Temptress really goes wild fingering Adriana. I would rather watch these babes suck cock, but as veggie scenes got, this one isn't bad.

Inside Porn goes on location to see a cheap porn flick being filmed in a hotel room in the Valley. Kiki Daire and Anthony Crane provide the flesh in this low end tryst. Kiki is really sexy to me, very cute and nicely built. Crane fingers her shaved slit, but the scene really picks up when Kiki gets her pretty face to work on his crotch. She uses a lot of spit and has such pretty eyes that it almost doesn't matter how deep she can go. (She does go deep by the way.) Kiki keeps her fishnet stockings and corset on as she rides his cock, sticking her pretty but an big tits out as she works him. Flipping her over, Anthony drops the hammer on this babe, making sure she feels his balls slap against her ass. Her outstretched tongue is a great target as he jerks his semi-hard dick onto her face.

There are some pretty funny moments in this movie, but the focus is really on the sex. Actually, any movie with Temptress in it, should focus on sex. She is absolutely incredible as always. I only wish we could have gotten a final fuck with Spears on the set to finish the movie. Her scene with Daniels is a very good one and even the veggie tryst with Adriana has some hot moments. Silvia Saint and Kiki D'Aire both give good scenes, but Alex Quinn simply out-sluts them all to the finish line. Nice work by the whole cast, makes this a very strokeable, if somewhat couples-friendly sex comedy.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM